The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

  • 12 Mar 2011 10:32 AM
    Message # 544030
    Deleted user

    50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
    · Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    · Canadians plant gardens.

    35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
    · Italian Cars won't start
    · Canadians drive with the windows down

    32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
    · American water freezes
    · Canadian water gets thicker.

    0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
    ·  New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    · Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
    · Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    · Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
    · Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
    · Canadians pull down their earflaps.

    -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
    · Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    · Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

    -459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
    · Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    · Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

    -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
    · Hell freezes over.
    · The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup


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